OK…let’s see what do we have today? Wine, candy, a goofy hat or tee-shirt. What will the victims of the coffer system come up with this morning to “milk the sympathies” of Pres. Cheryl. Hmmm
When I thought I had seen it all, the first victim of the coffer system is Pat Thompson. Why? Because he goes to Hawaii for I don’t know how many days and he comes back with chocolate (good), a tee shirt (ok), then he freaks everybody out with this creepy male hula doll. Just when I think Pat has his act together and he pulls this…FINE!
 
Greg Desme traveled to Kansas to visit his little grandson. Very nice, hey Greg did you visit with the Wizard of Oz while there? Because you will need some magic to get you out of this FINE!
Stephanie Baker can act cool, but the Bakersfield Lifestyle Magazine does not lie…you were in it for your photo in the breast cancer survivor Wall of Hope. Wednesday morning you achieved the Pres. Cheryl’s “Wall of FINES”! (Publisher's note: We are fortunate to have several breast cancer survivors recognized on the Wall of Hope including MJ Pasek and Bobbie Hake.)
 
We had a raffle, yes and the winner is … David Perkins! At-a-boy David! At this rate you should be able to have made enough from your winnings this year to buy a new ski boat. Boy, I love coming to meetings to watch other people win money…
 
Peace and Love through Rotary,
 
By: Frank Wooldridge, Beacon Reporter
 
(Publisher's Note: After the meeting Heath Niemeyer presented Pres. Cheryl with tributes.  Heath, this is not going to get you out of happy fines!)